It entertains children - even the adult ones. Okay, okay, especially the adult ones.
It can convey a mood. A mood like honorable or cute and sweet or brooding musical genius.
You can even get your pets in on the action. Your long suffering pets that can put up with this sort of thing.
It's the perfect icebreaker for parties. Hey! Wait for the real party snacks.
So if you want to be ridiculously good-looking (even with four eyes or something),
Combine pop art and modern technology,
Scare your dental hygienist,
Or just shoot laser beams from your eyes...
...Then this may be the right program for you, too. I'm also intrigued by Freak Show. It might well be the next software we install. I'll be sure to let you know.